Fear and Loathing in Hazard County

Updated 7:43 pm 01/11/2008

Since the perpetrator turned out to be a woman, I've made some revisions. in red.

The early start of the election cycle wore me out pretty quickly. At best, I've been a disinterested observer. Thanks to the message below, it is officially on like Voltron. The following tirade was sent by a middle school teacher to ALL teachers at his school (in her district!). Aside from being ignorant, racist brain vomit; the presumptuous nature of this dickhead's (ass-clown's) distribution may also be a frightening indictment of hiring practices in public schools.

Apparently the KKK strongly supports No Child Left Behind.

The original message is in blue. My comments are in brackets.

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Who is Barack Obama?

Something that should be considered when you make your choice.

If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...it is very scary to think of what could lie ahead for us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it.

We checked this out on "snopes.com". It is factual. Check for yourself.

[My father has a lot of spare time, so he actually fact checked all of this on snopes. At the very least, this much is true: Obama is black, and he moved around a lot]

Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white Athiest from Wichita, Kansas.

[Probable? He's already won the Iowa caucus and lost the New Hampshire primary, dipshit]

[The sheriff's a nigger!]

Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.

[RADICAL = liberal Democrat who protects QUEERS and HUMAN RIGHTS]

When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

[I'm assuming the reference to Catholic school indicates a penchant for little boys. So, now Obama is a RADICAL MUSLIM PEDOPHILE. What's next, flag desecration?]

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school."

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that he is not a radical.

Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.

[Comes from a broken home. Just like Bill Clinton. Obviously, he's also a SKIRT CHASER]

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta.

Wahabism is the RADICAL ISLAMIC teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.

[Obama=RADICAL ISLAMIST=TERRORIST]

[What is wrong with these fear-mongering bitches? Who's responsible for the "political expediency" of being a CHRISTIAN? Um, let's see…that would be AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES.]

Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches.

[This, along with the Koran thing, are pretty much the same as desecrating the flag, which makes Obama UNAMERICAN]

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy.

The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!!

[Ever seen The Manchurian Candidate? It's pretty much the same concept: foreign interests put a sleeper in the White House. Except its COMMUNIST CHINKS, not RADICAL MUSLIMS. I bet the author of this sees himself (herself) as the Frank Sinatra/Denzel Washington character that gets to save the day. Actually, I'd have to go with Sinatra]

Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?...... NOT ME!!!

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What's the lesson here, kids? A vote for Obama is a vote for a RADICAL MUSLIM, QUEER-LOVING, HUMAN RIGHTS SUPPORTING, SKIRT CHASING, PEDOPHILIAC, UNAMERICAN, COMMIE CHINK SYMPATHIZING, NIGGER TERRORIST.

Now, I'm not trying to sway your opinion one way or another, but thought you should all know.

I hope Tupac, DMX, Huey P. Newton, Eazy-E's dick, and a whole gang of Marcellus Wallace's "pipe-hittin' niggers" show up at this dude's house and go to work on his hillbilly ass with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

*I would changed the black avengers to women, but DMX scares the shit out of me. And he should scare the shit out of you, too.