Friday, January 11, 2008

Jurisprudence in Hazard County

As I said before, my father has a lot of time on his hands. In serious times like these, it's good to have a research department at your disposal. As he researched Texas education codes to discover what punitive hell awaits our favorite dumb-assed school teacher, he came across a real gem in Texas law.

Keep in mind, this law was renewed in 1993, well after most people recognized the end of the Cold War.

§ 557.022. RESTRICTIONS.
(a) The name of a communist may not be printed on the ballot for any primary or general election in this state or a political subdivision of this state. (b) A person may not hold a non-elected office or position with the state or any political subdivision of the state if: (1) any of the compensation for the office or position comes from public funds of this state or a political subdivision of this state; and (2) the employer or superior of the person has reasonable grounds to believe that the person is a communist. Added by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 268, § 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1993.

As Mel Allen would've said, "How 'bout that?!!"

It's also come to our attention the parents of the racist school teacher are, respectively, a principal and guidance counselor within the same district. To quote my father, "Out of the gene pool you hillbilly snake handlers!"


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